did you know i was recently interviewed by a dead news anchor

here is an excerpt from the transcript of an interview i recently conducted with the ghost of peter jennings

Jennings: why aren't you updating your site, faggot
Forza: i have a job
Jennings: quit your job then
Forza: that's the plan. i will be quitting my job by the end of april, possibly a little sooner, but probably not after that. then i will update the site as often as possible until the end of august, whereupon i am very likely going to run out of money and become homeless
Jennings: good idea :)