a literary masterpiece

i am going to write a play

here it is

Dramatis Personae
Zanno
The internet

Forza: why does every single newbie that discovers this site manage to work "O RLY" into their conversations with me
The internet: orly
Forza: it isn't funny
The internet: o rly
Forza: stop
The internet: O RLY
Forza: the end