| 2/5/11 | louder |
| 2/5/11 | i don’t care |
| 2/5/11 | i got bored of this after a week |
| 2/5/11 | leet speak is stupid |
| 2/6/11 | hello kitty |
| 2/6/11 | this is why this isn’t a sport anymore |
| 2/6/11 | sunday |
| 2/6/11 | facebook group updates are retarded |
| 2/6/11 | fullstop is making |
| 2/7/11 | monday |
| 2/7/11 | agonizing voices again |
| 2/7/11 | i wish i knew everything |
| 2/7/11 | caramell dansen |
| 2/7/11 | caramell dansen 2 |
| 2/7/11 | tetris |
| 2/8/11 | mike scott vs the world |
| 2/8/11 | tuesday |
| 2/9/11 | wednesday |
| 2/9/11 | i’ll come up with a title for this someday |
| 2/10/11 | thursday |
| 2/10/11 | something to do with laser guns |
| 2/11/11 | friday |
| 2/12/11 | saturday |
| 2/13/11 | i do not like leet speak |
| 2/14/11 | i don’t like aol speak either |
| 2/15/11 | marquee tags and jpop |
| 2/16/11 | quad damage |
| 2/17/11 | someone doesn’t like jpop :( |
| 2/18/11 | a free car? holy shit! |
| 2/19/11 | i’ve always wanted a free car |
| 2/20/11 | ther is nothing more in the world that i want more then a car that is free |
| 2/21/11 | how can i obtain such a valuable offer |
| 2/22/11 | oh sure let me get you social security card right away |
| 2/23/11 | starcraft |
| 2/25/11 | ok here start reading here and ignore the rest of them |
| 2/26/11 | this one time i read e.e. cummings and decided to copy him somehow |
| 2/27/11 | temporal paradox is a real american hero |
| 2/28/11 | i’m not trying at all |
| 2/29/11 | WHY IS IT STIL FEBRUARY |
| 3/31/11 | /!\ HELP /!\ |
| 3/29/11 | it is cold |
| 3/28/11 | best update ever |
| 3/27/11 | :) :) :) :) :) :) |
| 3/25/11 | cave of incomplete sentences |
| 3/24/11 | inside forza |
| 3/23/11 | i can’t be bothered |
| 3/22/11 | afk |
| 3/19/11 | i moved |
| 3/18/11 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| 3/17/11 | i have so much free time now |
| 3/16/11 | i like this song |
| 3/15/11 | did you know i was recently interviewed by a dead news anchor |
| 3/13/11 | looks like russian to me |
| 3/11/11 | where’s my samurai ;_; |
| 3/10/11 | and everybody says |
| 3/9/11 | too super cool |
| 3/8/11 | another tedious rant |
| 3/7/11 | oh microsoft, what will you think of next |
| 3/6/11 | wtf is wrong with me |
| 3/5/11 | a literary masterpiece |
| 3/4/11 | nananananananananana |
| 3/2/11 | those silly japanese |
| 3/1/11 | those silly college students |
| 3/-1/11 | fdkglghjdlkj |
| -3+5=2 | qazxswedcvfrtg |
| A | A |
| B | B |
| C | C |
| D | D |
| E | E |
| F | F |
| G | G |
| 4/8/11 | hi crackfack |
| 4/9/11 | word on the street is love is a '90s techno song |
| 4/10/11 | ludwig? |
| 4/11/11 | i don't really like to title things until like after a month i wrote it |
| 4/12/11 | xcvcxvxewrwrwe |
| 4/14/11 | dsfsdvdfhtujhgkhjjhgh |
| 4/15/11 | this update has been specfically tailored to hurt your ears |
| 4/17/11 | australia |
| 4/18/11 | kenya |
| 4/19/11 | somalia |
| 4/20/11 | brazil |
| 4/27/11 | lazy |
| 5/4/11 | this update is long past due |
| 7/27/11 | sleep |
